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Funny Quotes for Friend

One-liners are great way of communicating with friends, giving them that right dose of every thing, be it humor, cynicism or even emotions. This Friendship Day, choose to be funny and share with friends quotes that would bring that "million dollar smile" which you always wished them to have their entire life. Quotes, when funny, have the capacity to create a riot of laughter that would build an environment of high spirits. No one can make us laugh the way our best friend can, so get going to have all the witty quotes alongside you that would droll your friend away on a joyous day like this. Some of the funny, witty and hilarious quotations are listed below.
  • "A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked." - Bernard Meltzer
  • "A true friend stabs you in the front." - Oscar Wilde
  • "Friends are God's ways of apologizing for our families." - Anonymous
  • "Tis the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and have her nonsense respected." ~ Charles Lamb
  • "Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, 'What! You too? I thought I was the only one." - C.S. Lewis
  • "I've always said that in politics, your enemies can't hurt you, but your friends will kill you." - Ann Richards
  • "There are three faithful friends, an old wife, an old dog, and ready money." - Benjamin Franklin
  • "A friend is one who knows us, but loves us anyway." - Fr. Jerome Cummings
  • "Love is blind. Friendship tries not to notice." - Anonymous
  • "A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success!" - Doug Larson
  • "I got a lotta best friends. Some o' them I don't even hardly know!" - Archie Bunker