Friendship Day is all about having loads of fun and
frolic. What better way to have fun than sharing a joke, which could as
well be the start of a riot of laughter that would be imprinted in your
memories for a long time. Humor is also the best way to break the ice if
you have any kind of resentment amongst your friends. Humor makes you
laugh together and share happiness which makes your bond stronger. Check
out some light, humorous and funny friend jokes here and also visit
Fundootimes.com for
some nice clean
jokes that would enlighten your mood on Friendship Day and sway
you to happy reminiscences in future.
The Perfect View
Sherlock Holmes and Watson are camping in the desert; they set up their
tent
and fall asleep. Some hours later, Sherlock Holmes wakes his friend.
"Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."
Watson replies, "Me see millions of stars."
"What does that tell you?" asks Sherlock Holmes.
Watson ponders for a minute.
"Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of
galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells
me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a
quarter past three. Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all powerful
and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will
have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?"
Sherlock Holmes is silent for a moment, and then speaks.
"Watson, you idiot, someone has stolen our tent."
The Rising Phone Bills
After my wife and her former best buddy, another Air Force wife, were
separated by a move that posted one husband on the opposite coast, the
telephone became their chief means of communication.
When our phone bills showed astronomical increases, the other spouse
and I sought relief. Since we both owned computers, we encourage our
wives to use email.
Now they call on the phone to let each other know that e-mail was sent,
then call back to confirm that it arrived and have a conversation about
the contents!
The Wish
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are stranded on a desert island.
They find a genie's lamp and agree they'll each get one wish.
The brunette and the redhead both wish they were at home.
The blonde then says, "Gee, I'm kinda lonely ... I wish my friends
were here"
The Chase
Two friends were walking through the woods when they thought they heard
something. They turned around and saw a big black bear coming towards
them. Both men started to run when one of them stopped to change into
tennis shoes. The second man said 'You don't have time to change shoes.
You can't outrun that bear!'
The first man said, 'I know I can't outrun the bear. I only have to
outrun YOU!'
